50 Funny Gutter Jokes that are Seamless Favorites

Will Schmidt - February 1, 2024

Gutter Jokes Summary

Working in the gutter industry can be a messy job, but who says you can’t have some fun along the way? We've provided 25 gutter jokes for all ages, and 25 jokes just for adults. Enjoy and even submit your own jokes to be posted online within 72 hours or less.

Kid Approved Gutter Jokes

1. Why did the gutter bring an umbrella to work?
   It was expecting a little drip-drama.
2. What’s a gutter’s favorite type of music?
   Heavy rain-metal.
3. How does a downspout stay fit?
   It drains the weight away!
4. Why are gutters always so trustworthy?
   They never drain your energy—they just channel it.
5. What do gutters say to each other when it rains?
   “Let’s go with the flow.”
6. What did the roof say to the gutter?
   “I’ll shed a little light, and you take care of the waterworks.”
7. Why did the half-round gutter always feel inferior?
   It could never live up to the K-style.
8. What did the clogged gutter say to the leaf?
   “You’re really cramping my flow!”
9. Why did the squirrel refuse to move out of the gutter?
   It said, “I’m nuts about this place!”
10. How do gutters celebrate birthdays?
    With a big splash!
11. What did the gutter say to the leaky roof?
    “Don’t drip on me, buddy!”
12. What’s the gutter’s favorite movie genre?
    Flood films.
13. Why did the gutter attend therapy?
    It had too much emotional overflow.
14. What’s a gutter’s favorite season?
    Fall—it’s when things get interesting!
15. Why did the gutter join a band?
    It had perfect pitch.
16. Why do gutters love rainy days?
    It’s their time to shine!
17. How does a gutter make friends?
    By being down-to-earth.
18. What’s a gutter installer’s favorite game?
    Water pong.
19. What did the gutter say after cleaning itself out?
    “I feel like a new spout!”
20. Why did the gutter run for office?
    It promised to “drain the swamp.”
21. What do gutters and introverts have in common?
    They prefer to avoid too much flow.
22. Why don’t gutters ever get into fights?
    They know how to channel their anger.
23. What’s a gutter’s favorite holiday?
    April showers!
24. Why do gutters make bad storytellers?
    They always leave you hanging.
25. What’s a gutter’s favorite game show?
    "Wheel of Drainage!"

Mind the Gutter Jokes

1. Why did the gutter installer get a divorce?
   His partner couldn't handle his downspouts.
2. What do you call a gutter that can’t stop flirting?
   A drip-tease.
3. Why do gutters make terrible lovers?
   They always leave you wet and hanging.
4. How do gutter cleaners unwind after work?
   With a stiff drink—they know how to handle a downpour.
5. Why did the gutter installer get a promotion?
   He knew how to work under pressure and handle curves.
6. What do you call a sexy gutter installation?
   A well-hung downspout.
7. Why don’t gutters play poker?
   They hate folding under pressure.
8. What’s a gutter’s favorite bar drink?
   Rainwater on the rocks.
9. Why was the gutter always in trouble?
   It couldn't stay out of dirty situations.
10. What did the leaky gutter say to the plumber?
    “Fix me up, I’m about to burst.”
11. How did the gutter woo the roof?
    With smooth lines and proper pitch.
12. What do you call a gutter that’s full of junk?
    A real clog-block.
13. Why did the gutter refuse to go out in the storm?
    It didn’t want to get soaked again.
14. What do gutters and hangovers have in common?
    Both make you feel drained the next day.
15. Why did the installer date a gutter cleaner?
    They had a clean connection.
16. What’s a gutter’s favorite type of humor?
    Drain humor—it’s low flow, but steady.
17. Why did the contractor break up with the gutter?
    It was too much of a drip.
18. What’s the most romantic thing a gutter can say?
    “I’ll catch you when you fall.”
19. Why don’t gutters like first dates?
    Too much pressure to make a good first impression.
20. Why did the installer marry a downspout?
    Because they were a perfect fit.
21. What’s a gutter’s biggest fear?
    Getting clogged up during a storm.
22. Why do gutters love spring?
    All the pent-up tension finally gets released.
23. What’s a gutter’s favorite dance move?
    The drip-drop shuffle.
24. How do you seduce a gutter?
    Compliment its curves and flow.
25. What did the gutter say after a big storm?
    “That was intense—I need a drink!”

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